Jokes...

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree…. and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fundraiser.

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Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

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Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

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Q:What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

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Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

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