Monday, December 20, 2010

Sarah Palin Dedicates Her S’mores To Michelle Obama

“Dessert is not a right,” says Michelle Obama. “[Americans] do not have a fundamental right to obtain any food they wish,” says President Obama’s Justice Department.

“Have another s’more,” says Sarah Palin.

After whitewater rafting, it was back to the road, where the family and extended family made s’mores. “Where are the s’mores ingredients?” Sarah asked, after she vacuumed the floor of the RV. When she found them, she declared, “This is in honor of Michelle Obama, who said the other day we should not have dessert.”